If your Facebook friends list exceeds 10 people chances are, the five characters listed below feature prominently in your inventory.
Tell us if any of these “types” sound familiar?
- The Athlete
You know who we’re talking about… This person normally goes to the gym 3 or 4 times-a-week to “workout”, which by their definition must mean uploading multiple selfies from a stationary treadmill. The Athlete will also typically indulge in the use of #ShootMeInTheFace hashtags like #NoPainNoGain or #BloodSweatAndRespect
- The Quote Evangelist
It’s like these people think the rest of the internet hasn’t discovered brainyquote or goodreads yet? Every freakin post is like “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing” or “The secret of success is sincerity.” And all we’re left thinking is, why don’t you just GTFO here?!
3. The Philosopher
This person isn’t content unless his/her status is at least 1500 words (complete with photos and reference materials). It’s like giving a megaphone to a person who loves the sound of their own voice. Block!4. The Imam
Their Facebook timeline is basically an entire anthology of religious quotes, teachings and prayers. No profile photo either. Typically these friends will hide behind a photo wallpaper of Faisal Mosque or something similar to that effect.5. The Lovey-Dovey Couple
AKA newlyweds except, they’re not that newly-wed anymore… This person (and I say person here because more often than not these people will have a shared profile) is another hashtag enthusiast captioning photos with stuff like #BestHusbandEverrr and #OhMyGodICantBelieveImMarried — These people gots to go!Image Credits: fansshare.com
3. The Philosopher
4. The Imam
5. The Lovey-Dovey Couple
Image Credits: fansshare.com